Why we’re building rockets
Earth ran out of parking for billionaires’ yachts. Mars has billions of acres of un-zoned craters. We’re calling it “pro‑bono urban planning.”
Mars Colonial Express
The solar system’s least affordable HOA. “Red dirt, blue dreams, questionable Wi‑Fi.”
Colonisation checklist
- Bring your own atmosphere (BYOA™). Complimentary side-eye included.
- Potatoes: encouraged. Botanists named Mark: statistically overrepresented.
- Dust storms rated “free exfoliation” on TripAdvisor.
- Return ticket: available when we remember where we parked the booster.
Investor deck highlights
TAM: one planet, mostly rocks.
Moat: 225 million km of supply-chain anxiety.
Risk factors: gravity, nostalgia, and the fact that pizza delivery is still
“30 minutes or it’s free” from low Earth orbit.